She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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