that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Shame is for Republicans.
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