so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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