just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
