Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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