TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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