It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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