this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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