I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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