Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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