Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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