well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
