i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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