Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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