Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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