does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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