If that was your dad, he is hot
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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