Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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