I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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