the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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