a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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