North Korea, Best Korea!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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