im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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