Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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