Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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