stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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