at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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