Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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