When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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