Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
