Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Randomize
