Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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