Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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