I wish I could punch you in the face.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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