it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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