I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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