just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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