And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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