i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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