he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
