dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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