Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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