So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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