Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
and you fell through a lawn chair
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