how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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