He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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