doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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