Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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