Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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