he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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