yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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