yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
