I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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