the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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