i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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