I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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