What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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